Column by Lexi Bainas
published in The Lake News
THE REFRIGERATOR
Those ladies and gentlemen who have
never found themselves "behind" on a job will not understand the
following item, but I am sure that l will strike a responsive chord with
many people.
I realized the other day that opening a refrigerator at our place requires
daring, and a certain skill in pathology and archaeology.
I am a well-meaning soul who always intends to clean out my fridge
every week, but who can forget to do so in the excitement generated by an
important project -- who's kidding whom? Anything can deflect me from that
task.
Over the years, I have developed a special vision. that allows me to
open the fridge door and take out the fresh and useful food and drink
without even noticing the moribund, fur-covered or even prehistoric items
languishing in limbo, usually near the rear of the bottom shelves.
Today, the man of the house decided to take the situation in hand.
While I usually adorn myself with protection that would make a
"swat" team envious before venturing too far into the bowels of
the dreaded refrigerator, he bravely opened the door and waded in without
so much as a paper towel to protect him. My hero!
My adoration was short-lived because while he was willing to remove
those recycled plastic honey containers and opaque Tupperware bowls from
limbo, I was the one who had to open the potentially-radioactive little
devils.
He did, however, courageously open the vegetable
"crispers." Was there ever a more ironic name? Mine are more
closely related to the marble slabs at the police morgue but I’m sure
the manufacturers mean well.
To make a long story shorter, he removed a green pepper that would soon
have been eligible for congratulatory letters from the Queen, and some
other items that were almost past recognizing.
I, meanwhile, was opening the containers using all the caution of
archaeologists at the entrance to a tomb that carries an ancient curse. Some
of the little tubs had to be quickly re-closed before the poison gas
caused a re-enactment of World War I, but imagine my joy when I discovered
that a can of expensive black olives was still palatable.
It was like finding El Dorado.
I have sometimes felt, when listening to war veterans in conversation,
that there was a gap in understanding between us that was too large to be
bridged.
Born and raised on Vancouver Island, I have always taken for granted
the safety provided for us as a result of those dreadful conflicts that
took place before I was even born. It somehow was impossible to feel the
driving urge to protect their homes and families that made the horrible
risk worthwhile.
Well, this afternoon, when casually listening through an open window to
the happy shrieking of children playing in the yard next door, I became
aware of it: that willingness to dare anything if it means that those
loved ones can frolic in the sun under an untroubled blue sky.
I've always thought that few things in this world are truly worth
fighting for but I know now that this would be one of them for me
July 10, 1985
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